Tell us your routine. We'll read the ingredients, call out the overpriced, and find you something better — usually for under €10.
Roast My RoutinePick a starting point — or just describe what you do. No forms, no ingredient lists. Just you, in your own words.
Talk about your actual habits — products, timing, whatever comes to mind.
Ingredient-level honesty. We flag what's great, what's pointless, and what's overpriced.
Alternatives that actually work — usually from dm or Rossmann, usually under €10.
We roast the product, never you. And every burn comes with a better option.
Every recommendation is based on ingredient analysis — not brand reputation, packaging, or influencer endorsements.
^ this is the whole pointSome product links earn us a small commission. Our recommendations never change because of it. We'll always tell you the best option — even when we earn nothing from it.
Not everything gets roasted. If your product is solid, we'll tell you. No drama for drama's sake.
we don't roast to roast!Better than your Instagram feed, less qualified than your dermatologist. We know our lane.
Free. Honest. Occasionally devastating.